{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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